GrammarBlog

Wednesday 15 October 2008

‘ParenT's’

img src="http://www.grammarblog.co.uk/z_images/banners/v2launch.gif" border="0" title="We've moved to www.grammarblog.co.uk" alt="We've moved to www.grammarblog.co.uk" />

apostrophecity, originally uploaded by the.kingfish.

We've hit the mother lode! Inappropriate capitalisation, misplaced apostrophes (of course) and quotation marks used for emphasis.


Note how increasingly wayward the single quotation marks get; by the end of the notice they're almost like brackets.

Labels: , , , ,

15 Comments:
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And for crying out loud, don't let them grow up to be ( Cowboy's )

15 October 2008 at 17:33  
Blogger Gez said...

Nice!

We've had references to Alan Partridge, Dumb and Dumber, Three Amigos and quite a few different song lyrics, but I think that's the first Willie Nelson reference we've had in a comment. We should start a meme.

15 October 2008 at 18:20  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wouldn’t let my kids near anywhere with signs like that.

Er, if I had kids.

15 October 2008 at 21:38  
Blogger Martin Magnusson said...

Wow. Wow, wow, wow.


Wow.

16 October 2008 at 05:46  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Motherload"?

"Mother lode", surely?

--c.

16 October 2008 at 16:54  
Blogger Gez said...

Well done, Clive. You spotted my deliberate mistake and earned yourself 14 GrammarBlog points (the shiny variety).

Further points are available to anyone who chooses to swallow the "deliberate mistake" explanation over the "hasty and careless" alternative.

16 October 2008 at 18:30  
Blogger Michelle Wood said...

Old people do this a LOT..... In my building, there's an old guy who is forever trying to unload stuff in his place, and he posts notices advsing fellow tenants of a

"Big" Furniture Sale!
All items must "GO"!
Entertainment unit $500 "O.B.O"

26 October 2008 at 06:53  
Blogger Dan said...

This is a true shocker, but the newsletter my kids bring back from their primary school is getting close.

The most upsetting (well, you know what I mean...) example was in last week's (inappropriately named) Literacy update which thanked "all the hero's who helped with their childs' reading this week", adding (after a splice comma) "keep it up".

Yeah, thanks. I'll leave it to the expert's (sic).

29 October 2008 at 20:15  
Blogger AliHartnett said...

Another deliberate mistake, perhaps: The sign does not have quotation marks used for emphasis, rather parentheses. Good find!

9 November 2008 at 02:58  
Blogger Sarah Scoullar said...

Wow. To know there are people who produce such vomit inducing specimens makes me very sad.

9 November 2008 at 21:43  
Blogger turtle said...

i like your blog.
funny. informative.

15 November 2008 at 15:47  
Blogger Katie said...

I really hope this sign isn't from a school!

16 November 2008 at 20:37  
Blogger Rachel said...

If only such errors were limited to the elderly, Michelle! Sadly, the same sign could easily have been produced by one of my teenage students.

19 November 2008 at 14:24  
Blogger Gemma Butler-Fleming said...

My eyes! Oh - it hurts so much to see such ignorance.

6 November 2009 at 04:00  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A website (also written as web site) is a collection of web pages and related content that is identified by a common domain name and published on at least one web server. Notable examples are wikipedia.org, google.com, and amazon.com. All publicly accessible websites collectively constitute the World Wide Web. There are also private websites that can only be accessed on a private network, such as a company's internal website for its employees. Websites are typically dedicated to a particular topic or purpose, such as news, education, commerce, entertainment, or social networking. Hyperlinking between web pages guides the navigation of the site, which often starts with a home page. Users can access websites on a range of devices, including desktops, laptops, tablets, and smartphones. The app used on these devices is called a web browser.

15 September 2021 at 22:55  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

Subscribe to Posts [Atom]

GrammarBlog Shorts


It's not just you

Pictures

www.flickr.com
photos in Grammar Bloopers More photos in Grammar Bloopers

Powered by FeedBurner

Observational Humor Blogs - BlogCatalog Blog Directory

Add to Technorati Favorites

Join My Community at MyBloglog!

British Blog Directory.

blogarama - the blog directory

Blog Directory - Blogged